Favorite Quotes from Philippines

Obvious Native: what country?
Ben: the US
Obvious Native: I am from Philippines. (like we didn’t know)

Cool Beans

Would you like some Merlot? I make it in the toilet.

I’m pretty sure I party.
No, I know for a fact that you don’t party.

I’m gonna rail it.
Does it have a beat enough face?

Goddamn is that sweet!

Can't a man even sit down to pee without getting a phone call?